Upon further consideration, I'm not in the mood to share a parting gift. I've spent the last three hours writing an environmental essay, shamelessly promoting things I don't believe in to indulge a birdbrained teacher who wont recognize the difference. My vegetarian, feminist professor who thinks it's necessary to re-eroticize nature and rambles about raping the land every lecture. Whom, despite all logic, isn't egalitarian at all. How easily she criminalizes the human race, claiming the holy, holy Earth with an extra capital e would be better off without such vile creatures! Sometimes I want to toss her out into the wilderness and see how sh